Recently messing around with sound waves and frequencies I stumbled across (!@#$%^& I need to get rid of Dave Matthews from my computer)...
I stumbled across a website with different frequencies. According to this website, as we age we begin to lose our ability to hear higher frequencies. When you go to a music concert and your ears are ringing after the show, it is said that you will never hear that frequency again.
I was amazed that at 22 years old my hearing was equivalent to a 50+ year old! Must be all that loud music I play standing directly to my Vox...
Or...
Apple has designed headphones that add high pitch frequencies that play along our favorite songs. After years of listening through Apple headphones the listener finally forfeits their ability to hear certain frequencies. Frequencies, that Apple and other major companies use to broadcast secret information. What information? Who knows, it could be anything. The worst part is that they use our handicap to launch campaigns right under...or um.. through? our noses.
This is not a true story. I think I'll just put my BluBlockers back on and plug in my Sony Headphones.
Nah, actually I think I'm intercepting the messages right now. They're telling me to buy some itunes songs...
Oh wait...
New iphone is coming out? Apparently Apple's Ego-Maniac CEO Steve jobs is back after a liver transplant. Weird eh?
"Employees working on top-secret projects must pass through a maze of security doors, swiping their badges again and again"
Remember the Chakra-colored Apple logo?
I knew Apple was harmless.
I wonder why God didn't want Adam to eat the fruit?
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